Film·1995·30m

Sardines

Comedy

Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial of shore leave and 20 hours laundry duty, most of which he delegates to his bunkmate Chris Cheese. Kotowski then plots his revenge on Lionel Pinner and Cheese ends up having a £100 grudge darts match with Pinner on Kotowski's behalf. Meanwhile McCleod's watch has gone missing.

Directed by Charlie Hanson

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Cast

11 credited

Griff Rhys Jones
Griff Rhys JonesDavy Kotowski
William Ivory
William IvoryChris Cheese
Jack Docherty
Jack DochertyCaptain Alec McLeod
Ian Bartholomew
Ian BartholomewLionel Pinner
Anthony Smee
Anthony SmeeRoger Tench
Paul Shearer
Paul ShearerProudlove
Peter-Hugo Daly
Peter-Hugo DalyGalloway
Perry Benson
Perry BensonCoxswain
Ben Miller
Ben MillerSimon Adair
Alexander Armstrong
Alexander ArmstrongAlastair Simpson
Jake Abraham
Jake AbrahamMickey Davis

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