Film·2026·NR·1h 49m

Garchaster's Cornblade

FantasyScience FictionComedyHorror

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Directed by Kasper Meltedhair

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Cast

12 credited

Lyndsie Jane Earle
Lyndsie Jane EarleStone
Kasper Meltedhair
Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck Boyd
Andy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Carrie PhillipsOzra
Matt Minter
Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
X MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary Faust
Mary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Michelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

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