John Thomson

Acting

John Thomson

Born 2 April 1969 · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK · 57

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known for

Highlights

Skins2007 · Series · Sam Brooks
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit2005 · Film · Mr. Windfall (voice)
The Gentlemen2024 · Series · Frank
Inkheart2008 · Film · Darius
Grimsby2016 · Film · Bob Tolliver
Brassic2019 · Series · Colin Popov

Filmography

Movies

42 films

Nightborn2026 · Film · Jon's Father
Fackham Hall2025 · Film · Bill
The People Before2025 · Film · Knotweed Man
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After2022 · Film · Plank
Last Train to Christmas2021 · Film · Vic
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases2020 · Film · Writer
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm2019 · Film · Director
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car2017 · Film
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle2016 · Film · Kevin Ruddock
Grimsby2016 · Film · Bob Tolliver
Billionaire Boy2016 · Film · Len
Northern Soul2014 · Film · Terry
Help Point2013 · Film · Stephen
Dementamania2013 · Film
Pulp2013 · Film · Dave Burns
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas2012 · Film · Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
The Road to Coronation Street2010 · Film · Harry Kershaw
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley2009 · Film · Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Inkheart2008 · Film · Darius
The Dealer2006 · Film · Bat
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit2005 · Film · Mr. Windfall (voice)
Fat Slags2004 · Film · Foreman
Appointment with Dr. Terrible2003 · Film · Interviewee – Actor
24 Hour Party People2002 · Film · Charles
Station Jim2001 · Film · Harold
Dog Eat Dog2001 · Film · Football Coach
Born Romantic2000 · Film · First Cab Driver
The Flint Street Nativity1999 · Film · Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?1999 · Film
You Are Here1998 · Film · Peter Keggy
The Fast Show Live1998 · Film
Ted & Ralph1998 · Film · Vicar
Up 'n' Under1998 · Film · Stan
The Man Who Knew Too Little1997 · Film · Dimitri
Roger Roger1996 · Film · Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon1996 · Film
The Young Poisoner's Handbook1995 · Film · Nathan
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video1994 · Film · Fat Bob
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era1994 · Film · Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd1994 · Film · Bernard Right On/Various
Paul Calf's Video Diary1993 · Film · Fat Bob
The Weekenders1992 · Film · Policeman 1

Filmography

Series

55 shows

Break Clause2026 · Series · Alan
Art Detectives2025 · Series · William Titchfield
The Gentlemen2024 · Series · Frank
Captivated2024 · Series · Geoff
Sister Boniface Mysteries2022 · Series · Leonard Monk
Dodger2022 · Series · Farmer Grundles
Dog Loves Books2020 · Series · Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds2020 · Series · Jimmy Daly
Brassic2019 · Series · Colin Popov
Shane the Chef2018 · Series
Strange Hill High2013 · Series · Various (voice)
The Job Lot2013 · Series · Kevin
Catchphrase2013 · Series
Plebs2013 · Series · Mr. Adolphus
The Mimic2013 · Series · Nigel Lord
Father Brown2013 · Series · John Banks
Death in Paradise2011 · Series · DCI Chris Ricketts
Sooty2011 · Series · The Boss
Little Crackers2010 · Series · DJ Geoff
Big Top2009 · Series · Geoff
All Star Mr & Mrs2008 · Series
Kingdom2007 · Series · Nigel Pearson
Mobile2007 · Series · Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Skins2007 · Series · Sam Brooks
Ghosthunting With...2006 · Series
New Street Law2006 · Series · Charlie Darling
Waterloo Road2006 · Series · Nelson Smith
The F Word2005 · Series
Monkey Trousers2005 · Series
Blackpool2004 · Series
Celebrity Mastermind2003 · Series
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy2003 · Series
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible2001 · Series · Sir Donald Tyburn
Murder in Mind2001 · Series · Alan Squires
Bill and Ben2001 · Series · Bill (voice)
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)2000 · Series
Cold Feet1998 · Series · Pete Gifford
Roger Roger1998 · Series · Barry
Midsomer Murders1997 · Series · Cooper Steinem
Pond Life1996 · Series
Silent Witness1996 · Series · DI Warren Bull
Coogan's Run1995 · Series · Fat Bob
Crapston Villas1995 · Series
The World of Lee Evans1995 · Series · Customer
Dangerous Lady1995 · Series · Lee Ryan
Fist of Fun1995 · Series · Pied Piper of Hamelin
The Fast Show1994 · Series · Various Characters
Pie in the Sky1994 · Series · Andrew Vernon
The Day Today1994 · Series · Treasurer
The Dead Good Show1992 · Series · Various
Blue Heaven1992 · Series · Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly1992 · Series · Ken
Murder Most Horrid1991 · Series · Daniel Hoffmeyer
Paul Merton: The Series1991 · Series
Soldier Soldier1991 · Series · Sgt Dunn