The Uncommon History of Very Common Things

\Hit the kitchen, hit the bathroom and then hit the gym - it's Morning

Take a puff, take a bit and take a chance - these are Vices

Hide your treasure, sip your cocktail, but don’t drink the water - it's all about the High Seas

Give yourself a nice shave, grab a bottle of wine and make sure to use protection - it's Date Night

Put on your face, strike a pose and strut your stuff - it's all about Glamour

Address that odor, clearn those pearly whites and sit on the throne - it's all about Hygiene

Travel by air, travel by sea or travel by land - it's all about Getting Around

Knot your neckware, strap on your wristware and hit the phone - it's all about Office Life

From your face, to your base and the people who make them - these are Pairs