Highway to Heel

Art challenges Pashion Couture, the current reigning Bitch of the Year and handy seamstress, to make a garment out of the garbage they find at the paddock by the freeway. Chaos, of course, ensues.

Art is joined by drag chef extraordinaire Miss Jay, who creates a three course meal in Art's front seat!

Fashionista Aysha Buffet transforms Jack, Art Simone’s alter ego, into a hottie biscotti (without using his signature houndstooth button-up).

In a special episode, Art is (reluctantly) looking for love! Semi brofessional breakdancers Keif and Dazza compete for Art’s affection - or at the very least, her tolerance.

Local old old old old drag queen Philmah Bocks gives Art's car the drag treatment!