The First National Bank of Villainy is offering a free Atomic Toaster to everyone who opens an account, and L.O.S.E. wants one badly. In order to scrape up enough for the $5 minimum deposit, Voltar gets them jobs as bank security guards so they can rob the vault, deposit the stolen loot back in the bank, and get their free toaster!!!! Muhuhahaha!! But an alluring super thief, known only as The Cougar, has her sights on the bank vault as well... and that hunky Red Menace!

L.O.S.E. must fight to keep the title of "most annoying neighbors on the block" by thwarting Justice Gene, a gung-ho suburban bylaw officer. Gene's ticketing frenzy- for everything from yawning without covering your mouth to letting the lawn grow 1/6 of an inch too long- is terrorizing the neighborhood.

L.O.S.E. plots the "mission impossible" of getting their names in the guest book at the hottest Villain restaurant in town, Villaynes. But Jules, the stoic host, is never going to let that happen...

It's the hottest day of summer and L.O.S.E.'s air conditioner is on the fritz again. Voltar decides to borrow a Quantum Weather Generator, invented by a kid genius at the local high school science fair. Unfortunately for L.O.S.E., both the military and a powerful super villain known as Skullossus are after the same thing...

L.O.S.E. is determined to get a free pizza from Pronto Pizza (where pizzas are delivered in 10 minutes or less or you get it for free) by making the delivery guy run their gauntlet once again. But this is time they're going up against a whole new breed of pizza delivery guy...

After being denied entry to the neighborhood slam-dunk competition for being too short, Voltar returns in a giant Super S Atomic Shuriken Typhoon Robot to win the competition. Meanwhile, when the army finds out a giant Shuriken Robot is terrorizing a suburban playground, they call in the super enthusiastic Force Fighters V for an epic super-robot battle to the finish.

When Voltar finds out about a neighborhood pet contest, he's desperate to get his tiny hands on the shiny trophy, and enters Dommageddon. They assume the pan-dimensional Hell Hound is a shoo-in to win, but Doom meets his match in a particularly vicious bunny.

LOSE exposes a plot by a preschool rival to give the entire town a wedgie.