Chamber Quintet

Disgusting blind date; black-and-white film; film critics: Citizen Kane; The Night of the Twentieth; Acre; Menashe came home; the tank fair; a panicked commercial: home.

Supermarket: the butcher and the cashier; general television; people over two metres; unveiling the signs; the hitchhiking complainer; the squadron; flowers in the barrel.

Cops order a pizza; Yemenite restaurant; toy shop; the poultry board; a panicked woman in the street; the cop who hits; the dramatic doctor; electronics shop; Shin Bet.

Western; meeting at a bar; the cursing poet; fired at a restaurant: moussaka; Naamayim: half-price shoes; the agriculture minister at a packing house.

Abraham and the binding of Isaac; customs; the last Hanukkah candle; settler women; police station: taxis; nervous at a wedding; kippah; the corner grocery; bicycles; bus stop; Mi Yemalel.

Basketball: what is a layup; theatre subscription; a great actress; Claudius celebrates his birthday; the Kennedy assassination; the Kennedy assassination on the official broadcast; who is the man next to me?; fundraisers; surgery in hospital.

New Year's Eve; Barbie; When Harry Met Sally; the Quintet in bed; duel; blind date quarrel; blind date in bed.

Yoel Moshe Salomon; lip sync; broken television; theoretical restaurant; the film Pretty Woman; sea reporter; the philosopher footballer; parking ticket; reporter at the traffic lights; reporter in bed; Starsky and Hutch; the traffic-light complainer.

Football: we just played well; a fan at the stadium; "rape salad"; a couple with an age gap; mother with a baby in a pram; the course enthusiast; rabbinical studies; the astonished woman; hitchhiker; a settler complains; the Oslo peace talks.

Tu BiShvat; the sceptic; the hugger; hearing aids; Fontana; lawyers: books; American football; cheerleader; aunts.

Subtitles; The Silence of the Lambs; he has such a small one; theatre subscription; fast; ad men at the gym; what I never got round to; newspaper; traffic-jam island.

Gandhi; the writer and his wife; sex shop; video library; not in the office; short Dov; nurses; a protest against hunting; in spring we return for another season.