Series·2023·1 season

Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

ComedySci-Fi & Fantasy

Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death! Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! serves up comedic mayhem as four special guests pit their low-level Dungeons & Dragons characters against the game’s mightiest monsters. Each one-hour episode features a rotating line-up of Hollywood celebrities and tabletop gaming stars whose puny characters don’t stand a chance. Whether they go out in a blaze of glory or a scream of terror, a “total party kill” has never been this much fun.

Created by John Ciccolini, Charlie Rehor, Paul Shapiro

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Everyone Dies in the StyesE1 · 48 min

Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies in a DungeonE2 · 48 min

The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies on a Lightning TrainE3 · 48 min

Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies RenovatingE4 · 48 min

Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies in WaterdeepE5 · 48 min

Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

Everyone Dies in a Den of SnakesE6 · 48 min

Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

Everyone Dies Stealing a PickleE7 · 48 min

Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

Everyone Dies in the BayE8 · 48 min

Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

Everyone Dies at the Costume BallE9 · 48 min

Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

Everyone Dies as a SurpriseE10 · 48 min

Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

Everyone Dies Getting Their WishE11 · 48 min

Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

Everyone Dies. Again.E12 · 48 min

Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies at the CircusE13 · 48 min

Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?

Everyone Dies in BaroviaE14 · 48 min

Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies in a Haunted HouseE15 · 48 min

Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies at the Temple of LathanderE16 · 48 min

Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies Near a HoleE17 · 48 min

Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies in WildspaceE18 · 48 min

Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies at a ResurrectionE19 · 48 min

Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

Everyone Dies Eating MushroomsE20 · 48 min

Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

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2 credited

Scott Passarella
Scott PassarellaSelf - Musician
Bill Rehor
Bill RehorSelf - Host

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