The only thing Wild Boar keeps saying is, "don't tell my wife." I think about the mess he's made while I spend my last night alone.

Smeralda moves into my place while we try to deal with the Wild Boar situation without her noticing. Last call for Secco.

The way to help Wild Boar isn't what I'd hoped. Smeralda tells me what she's running from. That's when I find out what pain really means.

Our venture into Moody's territory plays out like every betting site forecast. Meanwhile, Smeralda goes back to her ex — also wildly predictable.

I always say a man needs a secret bunker — and here we are. Reinforcements arrive. Our date with destiny is getting closer.

It should be a final goodbye with my mother, but instead she asks me to fix her phone. Unbelievable. And Smeralda's brothers might actually be worse.

Time to face Moody, hoping it's the end of this mess and not of us. Eight episodes in, we can finally ask: What cuts deeper, a knife or the truth?