Slo Pitch

After posting one too many humiliating thirst traps, Joanne decides the Brovaries need stronger boundaries.

A quick trip down memory lane reveals the secret sexy story of how Barb was not-not blackmailed into becoming the Brovaries’ team sponsor.

Facing a massive league-fees bill bloated by late fees and interest, Joanne ropes the Brovaries into throwing a sexy carwash fundraiser.

Spiraling Joanne hires a charismatic definitely-not-a-scammer “life coach” to run a session with the Brovaries.

Joanne is ready to head off to a first date, until the new lock system in the fieldhouse malfunctions, trapping the team in the fieldhouse.

A playoff game against the Brovaries’ favourite team, The Real Housewives of Mississauga, is thrown into jeopardy.

Knowing how much Sasha hates birthdays, Joanne plans something for her special day, disguising the event as a “teambuilding day.”

It’s the semifinals, and the Brovaries are up against their major rivals, the Mississauga Red Jox.

When Sasha doesn’t show up for their championship game, the Brovaries stage a delay to stall the game.