Beast in the East

There seem to be a lot of people to blame in this whole Yakuza mess, but we address some of the finger pointing.

It's time to do some learning, some teaching, and to learn about some teachable moments...

How can you be a better dominatrix? How do you deal with unruly customers in your cabaret? Yakuza has all the answers!

Ok, so, we sing, we play with a baseball bat, we see some stuff we can never unsee, and... we get harassed by an old lady. Yakuza.

We learn some of Majima's backstory along with where he sleeps and his extensive feelings on pajamas.

When you're a statue and you have to run to the crapper who can count on? Majima, that's who.

This takes a turn after after we meet some old friends and make a few new ones in the sordid world of Yakuza.

We suit up and prepare to enter into the most dangerous game in town... real estate.

We all walk down tunnels in life and you never know what you'll find waiting for you at the other end...

Majima is back and he's not messing around, unless messing around means fake breakdance fighting for money.

We get (back?) into the cabaret club business and invite all our best friends over to help us out!

We meet some new characters in this episode and BOY HOWDY one of them is a piece of work.

We meet some of the world's biggest and brightest star-analogs as Yakuza goes Hollywood!

Gather round because Kiryu has a lot of story and bad guys to get through in this one.

Kiryu is a very popular boy who makes friends through karaoke, the radio, and phone chat groups.

We manage both our real estate and our love life. Now if only we could tell them apart!

In this episode, Majima dances for both business and pleasure.

We train extra hard to ready ourselves for one of our toughest dance battles yet!

It's time to eat pizza and shoot missiles out of the air from a car... and I'm all out of pizza... until later in the episode when we get a pizza.

The only thing better than fighting alongside your best friend is fighting alongside your best friend while not wearing shirts.

Nothing says romance quite like walking ten feet in front of your partner and refusing to look back.

This is it, folks. Time to punch, kick, shoot, and couch smash our way through every last one of these Dojima bastards until there's no one left standing.

Alex and the boys revisit some missed moments in Yakuza 0, as recommended by the community.