Emergency Intercom

Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.

Welcome back to a new episode of Emergency Intercom! It is only fitting that coming from broken homes, our home gets broken into on multiple occasions! We avoid bills, we lie, and we are sexy… what more do you want!

In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).

Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please

This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to us and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you.

from panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot

In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!

While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.

Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win?

Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way.

Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children.

How Enya fell in love with Drew and the events that transpired...

this week we discuss our toxic traits and maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets Drew extremely angry

Drew and Enya become even eviler versions of themselves. Be warned, there is a treacherous visitor who may cause flash bang like symptoms and memory loss in this episode.

In this episode we discuss how badly we want to live in NYC. Yet again we prove we are awful people because we find normal human things embarrassing… Also prom is chill ur just being too cool.

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, death and flop era!

Drew and Enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! You hate us by now, I'm sure...

We are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it.

Enya and Drew can't escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and Enya unlocks Drew's deep fear of space.

Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves... also just lots of complaining you know what you signed up for with this.

Drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpired

Today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esque questions... you may view us differently after this.. seriously sinister energy 😐