Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.

Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.

Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.

E.T. is arrested; a basketball game takes an unusual turn; and angry ice dancers cause trouble.

Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.

Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.

Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.

Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.

Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."

Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.