Burke's Law

A couturier displaying a cupid collection is iced by an arrow from an ice-sculpture cupid's bow.

A detested gumshoe is murdered at a PI convention-- and nobody sees a thing .

A baton twirler favored to win a beauty contest gets crowned instead with her own baton.

The celebrity host of a amssive dinner party isn't well liked.

Its quite a trick when a magician gets shot to death while lying in an airtight coffin at the bottom of the pool.

A soap star makes a permanent exit upon her arrival at a tv-awards show.

Toxin in hairspray gives a hairstylist to the stars the ultimate bad hair-day.

An ambulance chasing lawyer gets run down by an ambulance.

an unknown drunk ends up dead.

Someone takes sweet revenge on a tacky romance novelist by putting boom-booms in her bon-bons.

A man is murdered leaving only his dog as a witness.

A tv anchorman ends with a deadly newscast.