Obsessed with her building’s new maintenance guy Abraham, Jacqueline decides to paint a portrait of him and herself as a couple.

Jacqueline meets a surly fellow actress, Suzanne, at a local audition.

Jacqueline mistakes a customer at a clothing boutique for Uma Thurman, and takes a French lesson with Abraham.

Jacqueline throws a French-themed dinner party but can’t understand what her guests, Abraham and Suzanne, are talking about.

After a series of increasingly desperate online attempts, Jacqueline despairs over her failure to contact Michael Cera, whom she viewed briefly on Chatroulette.

Jacqueline invites Abraham to join her at a local Russian bath with creepy clientele.

Suzanne suggests that Jacqueline jump start her acting career by starting a blog.

Between visits from Abraham, Jacqueline has a dream about two different Michael Ceras.

Jacqueline gets a call back from her audition, and gets a gift from Abraham.