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Katie Hopkins has just been announced as Pak Nation’s National Treasure of 2017 and Ahmed is determined to do justice to his idol in the most British way possible.

Ahmed takes his protégé Bilal to a famous stately home, to teach him and his viewers about the history, art and culture of Britain.

Ahmed and his wife Camilla invite us into the Armstrong household for a grand tour and special entertainment as they welcome their favourite neighbours for afternoon tea.

A trip to a Savile Row tailors and a meeting with a leading PR firm are on the agenda, as Ahmed and Camilla set about taking brand Armstrong to the next level.

We take a trip back in time as Ahmed meets with a genealogist to unearth his rich British history and discover the Armstrongs who came before him.

Armed with his autobiography Touching a Gentleman, Ahmed takes centre stage and delivers heartfelt excerpts from his memoirs at his self funded book signing.

Far from a one trick pony, Ahmed invites cameras on to the set of his latest production, Dinner Fork, Salad Fork - a game show about manners, etiquette and identity.

With ratings plummeting on his antiquated TV show Being British, Ahmed is given the chance to turn things around with a hard-hitting report on inner city youth.

It’s Pak Nation awards night and Ahmed is preparing to receive his Pak Plaque, but with Tommy Khan in the building there are sure to be fireworks.