Limmy reveals his secret life as an assassin, a businessman has a crisis of confidence when he accidentally goes to put his kettle in the fridge and Limmy explains why he is paranoid about hanging his dirty towel on the washing line.

Limmy feels guilty about leaving his phone’s stopwatch running when he was no longer using it, and he is unhappy about the placement of the letter Q in the alphabet and thinks it should be moved. And he has a life-saving idea that he would like to proudly present to the world on behalf of Scotland.