Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

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Super Mario Rescues the PrincessE1 · 2 min

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

A Dog on the $25,000 PyramidE2 · 1 min

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own AttorneyE3 · 1 min

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

AdoptedE4 · 2 min

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenE5 · 1 min

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'E6 · 1 min

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenE7 · 2 min

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Cat Staff MeetingE8 · 1 min

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller CoasterE9 · 1 min

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Marital TroublesE10 · 1 min

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Jeff Goldblum WafersE11 · 1 min

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas EveE12 · 1 min

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

The Frog PrinceE13 · 1 min

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Monkeys Talk About ReligionE14 · 1 min

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Mountain ClimberE15 · 1 min

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas PastE16 · 1 min

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Mad Cow DiseaseE17 · 1 min

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

The Bartender Says...E18 · 1 min

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Backstage with Bob DylanE19 · 1 min

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a ClubE20 · 1 min

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Beavers: Assholes of the ForestE21 · 1 min

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Things You Never HearE22 · 2 min

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

A Trip to the PsychiatristE23 · 1 min

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

AIDS Patient ZeroE24 · 2 min

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Name That Animal Penis!E25 · 2 min

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, DieE26 · 2 min

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Sex with... #1E27 · 1 min

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

A Fat Guy Working OutE28 · 1 min

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A Gay KnightE29 · 1 min

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service AnnouncementE30 · 1 min

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Fred Flintstone Takes a ShitE31 · 3 min

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaugheyE32 · 2 min

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports CarE33 · 1 min

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

He Who Lives in a Glass House...E34 · 2 min

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Sex with... #2E35 · 1 min

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Quentin Tarantino Performs a CircumcisionE36 · 1 min

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for RealityE37 · 2 min

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?E38 · 1 min

To have sexual relations with your mother.

Sex with... #3E39 · 1 min

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Dirty VaudevilleE40 · 1 min

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Fat JesusE41 · 2 min

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Dracula Meets Magic JohnsonE42 · 1 min

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

The Sneeze Throw-UpE43 · 1 min

Exactly what it says on the tin...

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the IndiansE44 · 1 min

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten SecondsE45 · 1 min

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good LatelyE46 · 1 min

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Small Talk with Aunt HelenE47 · 1 min

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

Marie Antoinette's NotepadE48 · 1 min

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

Sheep ShearingE49 · 2 min

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the MicrowaveE50 · 1 min

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

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A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

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Episodes

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Super Mario Rescues the PrincessE1 · 2 min

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

A Dog on the $25,000 PyramidE2 · 1 min

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own AttorneyE3 · 1 min

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

AdoptedE4 · 2 min

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenE5 · 1 min

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'E6 · 1 min

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenE7 · 2 min

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Cat Staff MeetingE8 · 1 min

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller CoasterE9 · 1 min

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Marital TroublesE10 · 1 min

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Jeff Goldblum WafersE11 · 1 min

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas EveE12 · 1 min

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

The Frog PrinceE13 · 1 min

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Monkeys Talk About ReligionE14 · 1 min

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Mountain ClimberE15 · 1 min

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas PastE16 · 1 min

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Mad Cow DiseaseE17 · 1 min

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

The Bartender Says...E18 · 1 min

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Backstage with Bob DylanE19 · 1 min

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a ClubE20 · 1 min

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Beavers: Assholes of the ForestE21 · 1 min

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Things You Never HearE22 · 2 min

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

A Trip to the PsychiatristE23 · 1 min

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

AIDS Patient ZeroE24 · 2 min

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Name That Animal Penis!E25 · 2 min

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, DieE26 · 2 min

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Sex with... #1E27 · 1 min

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

A Fat Guy Working OutE28 · 1 min

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A Gay KnightE29 · 1 min

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service AnnouncementE30 · 1 min

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Fred Flintstone Takes a ShitE31 · 3 min

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaugheyE32 · 2 min

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports CarE33 · 1 min

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

He Who Lives in a Glass House...E34 · 2 min

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Sex with... #2E35 · 1 min

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Quentin Tarantino Performs a CircumcisionE36 · 1 min

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for RealityE37 · 2 min

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?E38 · 1 min

To have sexual relations with your mother.

Sex with... #3E39 · 1 min

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Dirty VaudevilleE40 · 1 min

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Fat JesusE41 · 2 min

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Dracula Meets Magic JohnsonE42 · 1 min

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

The Sneeze Throw-UpE43 · 1 min

Exactly what it says on the tin...

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the IndiansE44 · 1 min

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten SecondsE45 · 1 min

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good LatelyE46 · 1 min

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Small Talk with Aunt HelenE47 · 1 min

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

Marie Antoinette's NotepadE48 · 1 min

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

Sheep ShearingE49 · 2 min

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the MicrowaveE50 · 1 min

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.