Forever 31

'The Iliza Show' is up and running as Iliza, Nick and Alexis explore the worthless, passive-aggressive "friends" we all refuse to delete from our phones for some reason.

Iliza introduces us to her inner "Party Goblin" – the rotten part of your brain that drives you to drink too much and make poor choices – then leaves you high and dry when things get a little too real. Don't pretend like you don't have one, too. Don't make us remind you what you did.…

You've been on a date with someone who thinks you're a total psycho. It's just a fact. Dating makes us all a little crazy and Iliza proves that she's no exception.

Iliza and friends hit the world's shabbiest red carpet when they're nominated for an award. Will they triumph, or will they lose out to "LadyBoner" - who are so phony and full of it, don't even get us started...

Against all odds, Iliza finds herself on a date with someone who's not a complete lunatic. He has a job! He's not married!! He's wearing a shirt!!! Nick and Alexis guide her through the ups, downs and lowered expectations of dating past 30.

Alexis's boyfriend is cheating. His bigger mistake? You don't screw with Iliza's friends. Their vengeance will be swift, severe, and really, really stupid. Someone's going to jail, guys...